1.
Hunks.
“Stephanieisintohunks,”mymothersaidtomyauntonSundayafternoon.
TheywereinthekitchenmakingpotatosaladandIwasstretchedoutonthe
grassinouryard,reading.ButthekitchenwindowwaswideopensoIcould
heareverywordmymotherandauntweresaying.Iwasn’tpayingmuch
attentionthough,untilIheardmyname.
AtfirstIwasn’tsurewhatmymothermeantbyStephanieisintohunks,butIgot
themessagewhensheadded,“She’stapedaposterofRichardGereonthe
ceilingaboveherbed.Shesaysshelikestolookupathimwhileshe’stryingto
fallasleepatnight.”
“Oh-oh,”AuntDenisesaid.“You’dbetterhaveatalkwithher.”
“Shealreadyknowsaboutthebirdsandthebees,”Momsaid.
“Yes,butwhatdoessheknowaboutboys?”AuntDeniseasked.
ItsohappensIknowplentyaboutboys.Asforhunks,I’veneverknownone
personally.Mostboysmyage-andI’mstartingseventhgradeintwoweeks-are
babies.AsformyRichardGereposter,Ididn’tevenknowhewasfamouswhen
Iboughtit.Igotitonsale.Thepicturemusthavebeentakenalongtimeago
becausehelooksyoung,aroundseventeen.Hewasreallycutebackthen.Ilove
theexpressiononhisface,kindofahalf-smile,asifhe’ssharingasecretwith
me.
Actually,Idon’tcallhimRichardGere.IcallhimBenjaminbutmymother
doesn’tknowthat.Toherhe’ssomefamousactor.Tome,he’sBenjaminMoore,
he’sseventeenandhe’smyfirstboyfriend.Ilovethatname-BenjaminMoore.I
gotitoffapaintcan.Wemovedoverthesummerandforweeksournewhouse
reekedofpaint.WhilemyroomwasbeingdoneIsleptinmybrother’sroom.
HisnameisBruceandhe’sten.Ididn’tgetagoodnight’ssleepallthatweek
becauseBrucehasnightmares.
Anyway,assoonasthepainterswereoutof